Sorry. Your lawn is just so soft....
....and sexy....
If you're that guy who stands on my lawn at night, please stop it.
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I may or may not be in possession of a gaping butthole.
I may or may not be a cop who may or may not be undercover, this may or may not be a drug bust and if you don't cooperate I may or may not have a weapon and several policemen on standby so I may or may not recommend that you don't try anything funny.
Once a night, I grab my neighbors cat. I stick my umbrella up his... then I undress myself and hold my catbrella above my head while I prance around on the streets. I stand on exactly 21 lawns a night. Yours is ranked second in all of Kokhguuz. At 5:21 AM, I take out my small bag of cocaine, and snort it all in. I dress my self afterward and divide the cat and umbrella. My shift at Pollos starts at 7, so I cannot be late, after all, I am the manager.
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Imaku
I may or may not be buying illegal substances, and I may or may not also have a dangerous weapon, if you may or may not be a cop.